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Republican Humor

No, they don’t have a sense of humor.  I am going to try my hand at a couple of jokes at their expense…

Did you hear that Mitch McConnell was furious at having to change the carpet in his office for the fourth time this year?  All of the knuckles dragging through his office keep wearing grooves in it.

Did you hear that Ted Cruz has relatives behind bars?  He has had to make several donations to the Calgary zoo to keep his siblings fed.

No, the Rethuglicans don’t have a sense of humor, and mine is questionable at best.