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So You’re a Trump Fan, eh?

Congratulations on being a member of the western world’s second-largest cult, behind only the Catholic Church in size. Your cult leader is the second most dangerous person on the planet right now, behind only his master, Putin. That’s quite a powerful position for such a new cult.

Your leader learned his morals and ethics at the knee of the famous mafia lawyer Roy Cohn and picked up a few pointers on tactics there as well. There is even a rumor that he actually read a book once. He is such a Hitler fan that it someone claimed that he read Mein Kampf. Most who have watched him doubt he has ever had the vocabulary to do so.

Your cult is well on its way to passing Hitler’s Nazis in body count. The recent betrayal and desertion of the Kurds to Russia certainly racked up a good number of bodies, and that one is just warming up. You also have the advantage of having been merged with the KKK and Nazis here in the United States. Your combined efforts and long history of bloodthirstiness guarantee a historical level of gore as long as your cult lasts.

Your group is the same kind of cult that Charles Manson (of Helter-Skelter fame) used in his little rampage - a “cult of personality.” Manson has to be a little jealous, though, because you already passed him up in body count. Your leader is straight out of Manson’s mold, too - no brakes, morals or sanity. That gives you the makings of some serious infamy.

There is only one problem with being in such prestigious company, and that is that your group is quite dangerously insane. If your cult leader says “kill all xxxx,” a fair number of the members of xxxx are well on their way to being dead, and there is a good chance that your leader might escape any consequences to boot. 

Charles Manson would be proud to be your leader, but the rest of us think you need to be de-programmed before you are fit to mingle with society. You’re dangerously fucking nuts.