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I have finally figured out what the king-wannabe in the Whitehouse is good for, and it isn’t pretty. It took a thousand days of his illegal occupation of the Whitehouse to comprehend it. I have repeatedly said that everything that comes out of the current Whitehouse is sewage, but even a toilet is necessary.

In this case, the shit in the toilet is the fake president himself. He and his followers are walking examples of all of the United States’ failures. They want to turn back the clock to when they were the kings of the hill. That is an imaginary time when white males ruled, and could openly treat non-whites and women as property. Since ignorance is a large part of that, the “when” is fuzzy, too, they just want to go back there.

Anti-semitism and all of the other sicknesses of the xenophobic variety - racism, homophobia, etc., ad nauseum - have crawled back out of the woodwork under the orange lunatic. They were deservedly relegated to a dark corner of society by the civil rights battles of the 60s and 70s. His demented followers have brought them back into the limelight with a vengeance and keep them there.

Another floating lump is the resurrection of “authoritarianism” as an accepted form of government. For a while there, the U.S. had almost stopped supporting the worst authoritarian governments, but under the orange toddler, our support for them came roaring back. Duterte, Putin and Mohammed bin Salman are all openly authoritarian rulers that the fake president openly supports. He also ignores all pretense of promoting any sort of human rights, a sickening change from the recent past.

The toddler-in-chief not only supports tyrants, he is one. He has set up concentration camps for his scapegoats, dark-skinned immigrants, where they go to die. Hitler would be proud.

The orange anus openly attacks the freedom of the press, something that was almost a sacred tenet of our society until his wrecking ball presidency. I guess you can’t blame him for this, though. The toddler-in-chief couldn’t survive a functioning press. The way the founding fathers thought of it, a working press would have left him in his own john, a steaming lump of shit stripped of all pretense.

We all know the necessity of a toilet. The false president is all of the shit in our society wrapped up in one giant lump. Now, would someone please flush it?