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Why Do the MAGAts Want a Civil War?

Are they stupid enough to want to lose again?

With idiots like MTG around, you could be forgiven for thinking that MAGAtland has a serious suicidal tendency. Obviously, the orange cult leader thinks so. MAGAts of her sort seem to think they can provoke the adults of the country into coming down to their level of idiocy and violence with obviously insane claims. The noise level is incredible.

The fact that she is still in Congress makes us regular folks wonder if everyone that votes in her district has the same last name and first cousins marry regularly there. There are plenty of consanguinity-ignoring people of the mountains of Eastern Kentucky, Virginia, and West Virginia, so maybe Georgia has them too. Even her soon-to-be ex-husband finally got smarter.

I have always wondered how anyone could be so stupid as to buy any of that garbage. I have been asking that ever since the first person admitted to me that they liked the orange toddler as a Presidential candidate. A ten-second news spot of that loon on TV was all it took for me to see everything I needed to know about him, and that first impression has been borne out in every detail and then some. I still can’t comprehend anyone claiming the clown, conned-servative or whatever. The whole thing is just insanely stupid.

Now MTG (or is it MT now? MTg?) is claiming that her collection of loonies is being targeted by intelligent people. The problem with that whole concept is that if they were being targeted, intelligent people would be eliminating the idiots stirring things up, not the poor little twits pushing zombie ideas door-to-door. She keeps encouraging the cannon fodder - the poor slobs - so that they get hurt, sure. People going door-to-door peddling dinosaur theories will run into people with no patience, so sorry about their luck. That has no relevance to whether we want the GQP dead.

If the competent, intelligent people of the United States wanted her cult of idiocy eliminated, they would be eliminated. Period. We couldn’t miss, because they are too stupid to shut their mouths long enough to stay alive. We would likely start with the idiots that keep stirring the cannon fodder up rather than just picking off the followers one by one. Eliminate the twits that fill Faux Noise and the other fright-wing broadcasters’ air time, and suddenly there would be blessed silence, and the rest of us could get some work done and fix all the shit that the orange toddler and his crew of dangerous morons broke.

Reasonable human beings won’t get down to her level, thankfully. Most of us never hear her garbage except secondor third-hand because we pay reporters for real news sources to cover it for us. While I do feel sorry for the reporters having to put up with the shit, somebody has to do it, and most of us simply can’t stomach that level of raw sewage.

The trouble with it is that even the most civilized of us have limits on what we can tolerate. If we did have to put up with that level of shit in our faces, she might get what she is begging for. It wouldn’t last long enough to be called a Civil War, though. It would take very few people and very little time to deal with the leadership of the GQP and orange cult. It didn’t take many people or a long time to eliminate JFK, RFK, and MLK Jr., and the MTGs of the world have to know just how exposed they are to their own medicine. Assassination is an ancient game, and there are plenty of experienced assassins around for hire should they actually be needed. The federal government has been churning them out for quite some time.

As a civilized human, I do not wish this on the GQP. I cannot in good conscience do that. It is a sign of how very low the GQP is that they suggest it. They gave up their intelligence and humanity when they joined the orange cult in the first place, though, and the result is this kind of vile spew from the likes of MTg.

What I have done here is point out the obvious - that the adults in the room don’t do that stuff. It isn’t like we wouldn’t if we needed to. If necessary, we would eliminate the MAGAt “leaders” - their shit starters - and do it intelligently and efficiently, with little or no room for error. The open sewage pipes that are the mouths of the GQP would make them impossible to miss.

I suspect this is why MTG is willing to make the noises she does - she uses the civilized nature of real humans against us, knowingly and happily. If she really thought we would start eliminating her kind, she wouldn’t be up there babbling. She actually has more survival instincts than that. She isn’t quite as stupid as the shit she babbles, but she knows just exactly how idiotic her audience is.

Like the rest of her kind, she is smart enough and amoral enough to use the idiocy of her followers to get richer and more powerful. She has the example of the orange toddler, who used his masterful rabble-rousing skills and his dim little third-grade brain to try to make himself another Hitler or Putin. Maybe he succeeded - Hitler is dead, and Putin is not doing so well, either.