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The Cheeto is Insane

Ok, it is time to admit the truth - the Cheeto is an insane person.  The current POTUS has completely flipped, gone ’round the bend, batshit nuts.  The people who elected him were interested in tearing Washington, D.C. down, and they have succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.  The United States is going to take a LONG time to recover once a real president is able to start restoring sanity.

In the meantime, I hope the Secret Service has the intelligence to make sure that the agent carrying the nuclear football is nowhere near the Cheeto at any given time, so that when the crazy one finally cracks completely, he can’t cause nuclear havoc before he is sedated and removed.  Other ideas that would solve that problem are not allowed to be published.

When other countries have had problems with insane leaders, what did they do?  When the Italian people caught up with Mussolini, they hung him.  They were too kind, but it was a quick solution.  Other times, when there were incompetent monarchs, countries would make sure that there were Viceroys or other caretakers to prevent the incompetent one from causing too much trouble.  The last Czar, Nicholas, learned the hard way how well that worked with his version, Rasputin.  There is no easy way around this problem.

Trump’s version of Rasputin, Pence, is in a better position than Rasputin was because he actually has a path forward should Cheeto get removed.  This is quite a scary possibility, since the comparison between Rasputin and Pence is quite a natural one - this country in the hands of a theocrat is almost a worse scenario than we have now given the current status of members of the Muslim religion as scapegoats, like the Jews were for Hitler.  Both Cheeto and Pence desperately need scapegoats since the Cheeto’s buddies in the American Oligarchy have destroyed our economy.

It is time to seriously deal with the Cheeto’s lunacy, before he does more really stupid shit like he did with Sweden.  One more Faux Noise provocation and he could easily start a shooting war (with China, for instance) that the US could quite possibly lose.  China might welcome the opportunity, after all.