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Steal, Stopped

A new experience for MAGAts to try

Here’s a new concept for all you orange cult morons out there chanting ‘stop the steal:’ It’s called ‘thinking.’ While I realize that it isn’t part of your skillset, you might find it useful to start. You look like complete idiots right now.

The steal was stopped. Your con artist president-wannabe lost, legitimately and obviously. Government employees, doing their jobs, stopped your attempt at stealing the election on January 6. You managed to hurt and/or kill several of them.

Cut the bullshit and quit chanting-your steal failed. Now the legitimate government is cleaning up your idiotic mess. The worst of your violent insurrectionists are in jail or on their way. Congress is investigating your so-called ‘leaders’ for their part in your attempt at violently overthrowing the government. Even your orange toddler is on the verge of facing some well-deserved consequences, if only a small fraction of what he should be facing. We don’t live in Russia, and the United States isn’t (yet) run by the Mafia.

That isn’t to say you aren’t still trying. You Fascists are still trying to steal the electoral process and turn this into a Mafia state on the Putin model. The thugs who have taken over the former GOP are well aware that they can never win a legitimate election, so they are trying to steal them the same way Putin does. Even though his student flunked completely, the fake president’s teacher hasn’t given up yet.

You cultists aren’t known for using intelligence. You might find it useful to start, though.