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Secret Service Heroics

I just watched yet another movie that showed the Secret Service as a bunch of superheroes in suits and earplugs, but with the current ridiculous excuse for a non-president, I came up with some “heroics” that will never make it into a movie:

• Who gets to tell the orange idiot that he forgot to change his Depends again this morning?
• Where do they find Depends at 3:00 AM when the toddler-in-chief goes on a fat-burger bender and fills them all up?
• How do they decide who goes out for burgers at 2:00 AM when Tweety Amin decides he needs a 6-cheeseburger snack?
• Is there a difference between his allies and enemies, and how do they know?

I guess these are more on the order of tabloid questions than important stuff, but we have a tabloid-TV idiot wasting space in the Whitehouse as he kills the rest of us with his amazing incompetence and inhumanity, so they seem pretty relevant. At least these are less depressing than wondering how many more children died in his concentration camps.